Monday, October 13, 2008

Not Me Monday.....

I did not switch out purses and forget to swap out the floss as well! Because anyone that knows me knows that I am a compulsive flosser....

I then did not fail (after 103 attempts) to get food out of my teeth with a straw and seriously think I could get it with a bent paper clip!

I did not have to stop reading "The Shack" in bed & take my pillow downstairs to the couch to sleep because it had disturbed me with thoughts of someone kidnapping my children! Only a seriously ill worry wart would do that!

I did not change the toilet paper and drop the one half of the roller "thingy" smack dab into the toilet.....that my daughter had just peed in......and failed to flush!

And you certainly wouldn't find me elbow deep in the toilet.....that my daughter had just peed in.....and failed to flush!

I did not wear my hair curly for 2 days (ok, first day nice curls, second day Gilda Radner).....then wake up and think...."hmmmm...I'll bet that if I straighten it today, I could get another day or two out of it!" That would be pure laziness! Not to mention the issue of hygiene!

I did not grace the doors of Mimi's Cafe twice in one week! Because I know that their Carrot Raisin bread is a temptation I cannot you know, I just wouldn't throw caution to the wind like that.....I

did not offer to say the blessing over our lunch because I was starving and my husband (God love him) takes way too long.... :-)

I did not fight with my husband all the way to the Student Crusade this week, see him on his knees at his seat and think "Good....go ahead and deal with him Lord.... I glad that I am NOT a self righteous jerk like that! (I did however throw my body over his at the altar when I realized I was being "dealt with" too.)

I did not just sit here while writing this and eat 2 entire Hershey Dark Chocolate bars without even realizing it! Good grief!

I have NOT let two of my children sleep till 9 o'clock this morning, because this is our first day back to schooling at our little home after a long Fall Break, and I would know better than to start my day off behind schedule!

"And whatever I do, may it always bring glory to you"

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