Not Me Monday....

First of all, I did NOT plan 3 trips for myself within a 2 week period! I know myself way too well to do something like that.

And I did not end up missing the whole last day of the conference because I missed my family so much and couldn't wait to get home! Thankfully my friend missed hers just as much!

I did not feel as though I could strangle a group of ladies, that kept making me get up to let them through our aisle, at the Joyce Meyer Women's Conference this weekend......you know, at a place I am suppose to know better. That would be too unspiritual.

I also did not try to keep my mouth occupied, as not to say anything to the lovely musical chairs ladies, by downing an entire King Size Snickers by myself......ok, so that is a ridiculous excuse....but its the way I'm choosing to see it! :-)

I did not then proceed to order room service that night at 11pm and devour an entire piece of carrot cake! Must they tell you that it has cream cheese frosting in the description?!?!?! Wouldn't just "Carrot Cake" suffice?!!?!

I did not almost pee my pants when I saw Darlene Zschech and Hillsong leading worship....that would make me a crazed fan or something.

I did not wear the same outfit to church yesterday that I came home from the conference in Saturday just because I was too lazy to think about what I was gonna wear....and because it's my favorite! (thanks Stacey for not ratting me out!)

I did not see someone at October Fest and go out of my way to not run into them because I know them, but not that well and I hadn't seen them in a long time and well, it was just awkward and I wasn't up for it I decided.

It isn't me that hasn't returned her mothers call in 2 days....that is some other horrible daughter.

My homeschooled, super intelligent, above average 6 year old, did not say "eyebulbs" last night when referring to his eyeballs!

And he was NOT super serious.

And I did NOT think it was super cute because he is my baby!

My son surely doesn't NOT have a pair of shorts clean to wear today because my laundry is NOT spilling over into my bedroom!

I have not re-started the dryer 3 times just to finish this blog!










"And whatever I do, may it always bring glory to you"